Season 2017 Episode 16 – Thelma & Louise

Like the great Thin Lizzy once kinda said, we are just a cowboy / lonesome on the trail.

But in a more immediate sense the boys are back in town after a (northern hemisphere) summer hiatus, and the signs of rust are many.

Do you want hot takes on the Patrick Dangerfield suspension? You got it!

Do you want bold predictions for the remaining four weeks of the AFL season? You got it!

Do you want to hear The Chef’s brain cave in live and unfiltered? YOU GOD DAMN GOT IT.

THE PRESSURE COOKER is back, baby! Enjoy it while it lasts!

Season 2017 Episode 15 – Big Gill’s Wilde Ride

The last episode before a two-week hiatus sees the almighty CT & THE CHEF ponder the confusing as hell concept that is AFL X. But if you think that won’t stop them from arbitrarily picking a hypothetical side, in the immortal words of Judas Priest: You’ve got another thing comin’.

Ladies, gents, non-binary legends: This right here is the PRESSURE COOKER. And it is the absolute biz.

Season 2017 Episode 14 – Love Stats, Baby

The rarest of the rare has occurred: A triple-headed Spud of the Week! CT & THE CHEF dish out the rare accolade to three extremely deserving dingbats, and pick apart the unpredictable mess of a season that’s been great for viewing but utterly horrid for tipping.

THE PRESSURE COOKER returns, and we’ve got all the dang answers.

Season 2017 Episode 13 – Bye Bye Bye Week


A week on the sidelines to rest some nagging injuries has only fired CT & THE CHEF up for another week of hot footy banter.

This week? A double-headed spud. Some Hall of Fame speculation. And a rip-roaring dive into’s crack at a mid-season ALL-AUSTRALIAN side.

This is the PRESSURE COOKER. And it is ready to serve.

2017 Episode 12 – Gobbies With Gill

Holy sonofabitch Bye Weeks are boring. Nothing’s happening? Nothing’s really going on? What in the blue hell are we supposed to talk about?

PHOOEY TO THAT. CT & THE CHEF gaze into the crystal ball and predict a Foolproof™ rest of the year, whilst discussing the oddity of changing the rules midway through a season and thoroughly Soulja Boy-ing each other.

This is the good gear. You’d be wise to hop to it.

2017 Episode 11 – State of Origin Revisited

If you thought for a second we’re not above a little cross-sport coattail-riding, you can bloody FORGET IT.

This week THE PRESSURE COOKER explores the concept of State of Origin and’s insane hypothetical state team selections. We also give The Ox a tongue lashing for suggesting Dusty Martin will be paid $1.6million a year, and weep gently as the harsh embrace of the first Bye Week engulfs an otherwise enthralling season.

Tell your friends, folks!

2017 Episode 9 – The Great (Perth) Escape

Have you ever seen two teams from the same (non-Victorian) state get out of jail so spectacularly in the same round as West Coast and Fremantle?

This week CT & THE CHEF talk the great Crows/Cats/Tigers slide, discuss some of history’s most outrageously awful trades, draw a line in the sand on sledging, and generally bemoan their spiralling tipping seasons.

It’s hot. It’s fresh. It’s THE PRESSURE COOKER, baby!

2017 Episode 7 – Joey Daniher & The Crooked Hoof

One of the worst kicking displays in AFL history gets a thorough going over as a dejected CT tries in vain to recover from attending that Dons vs Dees game. Meanwhile, Chef gloats about the Pies, we introduce Prospecting Pete, and drag the general brattery that’s been plaguing the young fools of the league.

A hot serving of fresh footy talk, straight to your face. It’s the PRESSURE COOKER, baby!